It’s a Tile — Release 01

Price range: $50.00 through $70.00

A glazed ceramic tile. It does nothing. It goes nowhere. It simply exists — with unusual confidence.

Each tile is numbered, carries its own code, and gets its own entry in the registry. The box holds up to three. The second and third are $10 each — cheap enough that giving one away stops being a decision.

SKU: TILE-R01 Category:

Description

A limited-edition glazed ceramic tile, made in Portugal. Hand-finished, high-gloss black, 15 × 7.5 × 0.58 cm, 115 g. It is a tile.

Every tile is individually numbered and laser-engraved with its own code. That code is its entry in the ownership registry — a public, WHOIS-style record of who holds which tile. Register yours and you become its Tileholder, for as long as you want to be.

One box, one to three tiles. The first is $50. Each additional tile is $10. They arrive in the same box, each with its own certificate of authenticity and its own registry entry — so a second tile is a complete, giftable object, not a spare.

Every box includes a microfibre cloth, which you will need, because the surface is a fingerprint magnet and scratches permanently.

Covered by the warranty: if it breaks, we replace it once, free. Send a photograph — we don’t want the pieces back.

Additional information

Weight N/A
Dimensions 17 × 9.5 × 2.5 cm
Tiles

1, 2, 3

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